🎃Relevant Randomness 244💀

Ello Ello,

Jepladikideee here we are again, fresh af. I feel all the stupid cold symptoms evaporate and I can take on the world. If the world lets me, I will gladly take on the throne and make it better. Call me a Yung Gud the way I will be doing godlike stuff for all of you.

Saved someone’s life last weekend, read I called an ambulance and let them do the saving. Would appreciate that people stop falling on their head when I am in the area. I am on 2 in one week and it’s not a pretty sight. Bought a lot of plants this weekend as well, God I love plants. Except bonsai trees, never again. That acts like a baby and it’s a tree. Very pretty to look at but taking care of them is the worst plant experience in my very young and very awesome life. 

Talking about an awesome life I bought Pokémon cards, cuz for some reason I am in a rabbit hole of pack openings on YouTube, and I wanted to feel that rush. It’s goddamn addictive and now I understand why it’s such a big thing. I need more. S/o to shinnies. 

Anyhow booked a flight to China last night for first of November, no planning just vibes. We’ll see where I end up. Excited to see the biggest wall in the world, still don’t understand how they built that back in the day, also excited about forbidden palace. Everything that’s forbidden is cool. If you have tips, you can give them to me. If you don’t have tips, also ok.

Stay sexi. Luv my life. Yeet. 

Let’s kick it off, Relevant Randomness 244, the best from ad land and the worst from the internet. Brought to you by Jan & Nico. Let's get lit. Take a break, do a dance, sit back, relax and enjoy.

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The ads you should have seen:

• Try. More. Weird.

• This is the hardest shit i have ever seen. 

• meow meow meow

• Puppy

• Need this 

• Real people seem to love this

• Don't know what to think of this

Welcome, to the danger zone - What the internet brought us this week:

• Don’t understand, I like it

• Me behind my desk after a trip in the sun

• Sneaker bad, music video good

• This vid also crayyy

• TubeTrotter

• Yea you know this is Shrektacular. 

• Earwurm

Stay random, stay happy, stay safe

Cheerio

Jan & Nico