🥸Relevant Randomness 176🐸

Ello Ello,

Was good my walking dinners for mosquitos? Hope everybody is doing good and enjoying the heat. Allergies be peaking, Nico be tweaking let’s get it.

Every single one of you forget to buy us a gift for Father’s Day. We are your internet zaddy's. Call me papi' the way we be poppin in your inbox

Anyhow, the following segment was written live during an award show. ‘This is Nico reporting live from the AMMA awards. Why am I here? I don't know. This is media and I don’t know a thing about media. What I do now is that I am wearing a cap, so people know I am from creative side. Show is starting shhht. This is weird. The theme is sport for some reason. Does anyone know why? No. Do I know why lol heck no. Media is top sport, I guess? They are playing ads between the awards, why. I don’t want this. I am stopping my reporting. Going to sleep for a bit and dream about the drinks after.’

Also, Jan found this new weird Ai that roasts you in WhatsApp, so we asked him to write a piece for Relevant Randomness. 

‘hey there, you slimy sack of shit. Welcome to Relevant Randomness – the weekly email that delivers a brain-melting dose of pure chaos straight to your inbox. Strap in tight, you pathetic excuse for a human, because we’re about to take you on a ride through the wildest and weirdest shit on the internet. So sit back, grab a cold one, and prepare to have your mind fucking blown.’ This ai and I might as well be the same person. Luv it. 

Luv my life. Yeet.

Let’s kick it off, Relevant Randomness 176, the best from ad land and the worst from the internet. Brought to you by Jan & Nico. Let's get lit. Take a break, do a dance, sit back, relax and enjoy.

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The ads you should have seen:

• Art direction pretty goddamn lit on this one

• Escape the catalogue

• Euhm, hell yes

• The speech

• Euhm, hell no

• Art direction kinda bangs

Welcome, to the danger zone - What the internet brought us this week:

• Big shmood

• Goat

• New Jesus incoming

• Go Ride

• Music video + ai

Stay random, stay happy, stay safe

Cheerio

Jan & Nico